We should be called the Road Head Warriors
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Randomize
