you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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