their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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