My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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