Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
if only i could text you this smell
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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