don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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