it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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