You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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