how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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