doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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