It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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