Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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