He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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