Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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