When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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