I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have feelings that need drinking.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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