I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I wish there were birth control emojis
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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