How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You can't just leave with hair like that
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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