i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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