This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
