Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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