Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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