Christians are straight up FREAKS
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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