You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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