I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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