i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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