So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
