She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
He did a backflip because drugs
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