There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Actions speak louder than pants.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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