I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Randomize
