his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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