How'd it feel making her break her religion?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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