I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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