You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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