It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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