Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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