So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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