proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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