im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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