Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
