My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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