Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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