i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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