you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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