Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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