in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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