She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
honey bunches of taint.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
