somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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