I wannas sexs uuuuu
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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