So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
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