i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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