8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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